WHAGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRBL.

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I have never had sex with a goat.

O Hai.
Either way, I can now stalk you via dA more.

Hello.

I'm not really an artist, but, If I actually sat down and practised, it would be semi-decent.

I only made this account to
view something of someone's.

Ciao.
Elle.

thank you

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we are the all singing, all dancing shit of the world.

Awwh thats so cool! get a scanner man! hahaha. jk.

id like to see your sketches

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too old to start,
too young to give up..

Oh, like little scetches with of your face. If I had a scanner, I'd give you an idea.

And its fine, you'll learn, hah.

hah sorry im dont even know what i used to..haha im an amateur.

ohh what are doodles?

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too old to start,
too young to give up..

Allright... I'll start writing it tonight...
I love writing, I just never follow through with my ideas.

Maybe this idea is just what I need?

Hey mate. 'Bout this story I'm making you write. Don't worry about the twist so much. Set the story up excluding the facts that give it away, focus on the characters, how much the guy's in love with her and the intimate details. That keeps the reader busy thinking about other stuff so the twist can punch them in the face. Then go out in a nice punch line to add some sense of meaning to it. Have an intro paragraph or two of poetics setting up mood, rush the picking her up part, then definitely don't rush the rest from there. Also plan your poetics, you'd like a certain feeling and a consistency to the descriptions and meaningful bits.

Oh, hi! (sorry, I never check this list. >_> )

Um, I can see what you did, you just earased the edges, but there are tools you can use in most photoediding programs. I have no idea what one you used, though, LOL.

I've actually done a few doodles of your face since, and that expression.

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Guard: Alright son, we're gonna need those two hams back.Chris: Huh? I don't have any hams.
Guard: Lift up your shirt, son.Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid

hey thanks for commenting on my pic! any advise abt how to cut properly? hehe is there like any tricks? hehehe Ive only done it once hehe.

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too old to start,
too young to give up..

I assure you ... first one was dark, second one is brutal.

So Odysseus and his scouting party are trapped in a cave. Polyphemus the cyclops returns to his cave, finds them and eats two men a day. Odysseus offers Polyphemus extremely strong wine and in return is saved 'til last. He calls himself a name which means 'no man' and tricks Polyphemus into thinking that is his name. While the cyclops is passed out they finish a giant spear they'd been making while he was out the previous day and stab his eye out. He screams "'no man' is doing this to me!" which has the fellow cyclopes confused when they come running from hearing his screams. Believing it to be a curse of the gods they leave him alone not wanting to anger them. Next day he lets his sheep out to graze feeling the tops of the sheep while Odysseus men make their way out by tying themselves underneath the sheep. As they reach the ships Odysseus calls back saying my name is Odysseus and Polyphemus then tried to throw a boulder but misses. He asks his father Poseidon to get revenge and Poseidon sends a storm their way.

It'll probably be my first Greek poem NOT about love... I was going to include Acis and Galatea and have serious reference to Ovid's metamorphoses but that wouldve been too hard, plus Ovid was roman and I've already told you my plans for 'roject: Galatea'. that and 'Capricorn' should be awesome. So many people saying I should go to Hollywood and be making movies aye.

X3

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Crystal
Emma
Severus Snape

Who doesnt love Happy the Sperm?

Nice av

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Crystal
Emma
Severus Snape

By the end of the year 'Manhunt' and another short story I'm currently working on will be finished. The 2 war stories, the Greek one and the 'Manhunt' sequel will hopefully be done by end of February (taking into account that I may decide to do others first)

Thanks man. Good to know someone has taken the time to actually read my short story

PS. Dunno about a sequel, perhaps sometime next year. And for the record if you thought that was creepy I had the weirdest dream the other night and making it into short story. It'll be DARK!

thank u muchly.

hurry up and do the happy comics! Can't wait.

Gotta photo up, probably a one off. Took it a while back and everyone seemed to like it so yeah. Wrote a couple more poems, dunno if I like 'em or not and whether they'll make their way to DA. Could always scrap them...

Cheers for the help. Spose I better write some total hottness for you to druel over and make happytime.

Rossi you need more art lol where is all your awesomeness art!??!?!?

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Moo is an obsolete english word for haystack... bet you didnt know that one

Hi Random Deviant!

You've been tagged, check out my journal for details(this is not spam, I swear :]).

-Lav

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RaNdOm DeViAnT!!! hehehe just passing by to say hello!

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